you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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