On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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