Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This girl is more easily done than said...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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