Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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