I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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