If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize