just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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