time to smoke my breakfast
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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