i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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