I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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