to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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