But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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