He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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