Non-Jews are for practice
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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