David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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