There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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