GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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