Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize