idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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