Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Found the puke drawer
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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