check it out our google latitudes are spooning
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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