My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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