420 ftw
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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