this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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