it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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