I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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