I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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