I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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