omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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