Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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