'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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