I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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