Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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