You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
It's Friday. Sex?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
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honey bunches of taint.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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