Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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