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Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he puts the penis in happiness.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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