There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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