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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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