Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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