is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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