I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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