I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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