It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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