No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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