Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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