Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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