Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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