i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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