we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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