that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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